Dauntless and Assiduous

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[poetavaquero]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[screwtornadowarningsimsouthern]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[screwtornadowarningsimsouthern]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[screwtornadowarningsimsouthern]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[screwtornadowarningsimsouthern]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[screwtornadowarningsimsouthern]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[queerpeers]

so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

[queerpeers]

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop

[queerpeers]

can someone please mercy kill me

[queerpeers]

update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[wormenkoor-deactivated20200505]

Convertible Bed in Form of Upright Piano

[junglefan2]

snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[drakensberg]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[aapokriff]

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A screenshot of a Tiktok video, showing a Black person standing against a wall, staring into the camera. In the middle of the screen is text reading: "Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom?!!!! That lady don't listen"

End ID.

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[hunybody]

people should talk about parenting like they talk about professional sports. you can do this if you work really hard and sacrifice your body and your sleep and other passions and activities. you've got to really want it. you've got to want it more than anything else. and 70% of the people who THINK they want to be parents actually look at the hard work and think. ok. nevermind i will be a childless barista (equally noble passion). and i think everyone should cheer and clap when parents bring their children home like they would if they won olympic gold. this would fix a lot about society

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[rosieofcorona]

i don’t want characters with healthy coping mechanisms, actually. i want them to yearn and weep and suffer and have their brutal worldviews informed and/ or altered exclusively by their unyielding love for like. one other person. sorry

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Linocut print by Pamela Leavey

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[weltenwellen]

Susan Sontag, As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[toskarin]

I have a soft spot for the weird tradition of having the actual artists record gibberish versions of songs for sims soundtracks because it enabled me to do this awful bit where I'd randomly insert a simlish version of a track into a playlist and see how long it took people to ask what the fuck was going on

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[romanceyourdemons]

num lock has got to be the stupidest key i’ve ever seen. YES i want my number keys to do number things this should go without saying

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[teaboot]

Douglas Adams ass type sexyman

[Dauntless and Assiduous]

[datadegroove]

products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything